Updated on December 21st at 13:58 GMT:Idle Champions has now updated Astarion’s age to 263. Original story follows.

Baldur’s Gate 3is collaborating with Idle Champions, an officially licensedDungeons & Dragonsstrategy game, which means each character now has a spotlight loaded with stats. Stats that, at long last, confirm the ages of some of our favourite party members.

The idea that I’m older than Lae’zel fills me with untold dread, but let’s quickly skip past that and look at Astarion, the Gen X vampire partying with a bunch of caffeine-addled Zoomers.

While Idle Champions says he’s 350, it might have overshot.

As noted by @fatalsurge on Twitter,Cazadorbecame a Vampire Lord when he killed Vellioth, which means the earliest he could create spawn is 1276. We also know that Astarion was one of his first, so he would have been around 47 at the time. However, his gravestone’s birthday and death date put him at 39.

Since he mentions that he’s been a vampire for around 200 years, heshouldbe closer to 240, but apparently, he’s 350. However old he really is, he looks good for his age.

As for the ages that Idle Champions hasn’t confirmed, fans have been hard at work since the game’s launch in August figuring them out.

Halsin says he’s 350 years young, making him and Astarion a power daddy couple, while fans assume that Gale is in his 40s, putting his relationship with Mystra in his 30s. Further proof of that is the fact his mother is still alive, and they’re human, so they don’t age slower like elves do.

Karlach, meanwhile, is believed to be in her 20s to 30s, depending on how long she spent in Avernus. Then we haveJaheira, who first appeared in the original Baldur’s Gate, which is set 124 years before the third game. She was around 20-30, so after that lengthy time jump, she’d be around 150 years old.

We can only really guess how old Minthara is. Like elves, drow age slower. I don’t want to offend the bloodthirsty druid killer, so you decide. Minsc, meanwhile, also appeared in the first Baldur’s Gate, so we know he’s over 120 at least. But he was petrified, so he didn’t technically ‘age’. I’ll let you figure that one out.